i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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