are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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