But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
