shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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