How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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