I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
They left me at home... I'm a liability
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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