Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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