so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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