Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
This is my gift to your gina
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Randomize
