I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I don't deserve a penis
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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