Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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