Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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