I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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