My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
you had me at cake vodka
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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