i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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