your thong is hanging out like whoa
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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