Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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