So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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