Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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