I'm gonna have a badass scar
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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