This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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