so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
i think my cat just said my name.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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