You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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