dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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