Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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