i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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