Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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