dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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