Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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