why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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