I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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