eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Randomize
