Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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