she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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