hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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