STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
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