on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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