Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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