Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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