I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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