I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
the room spins SO much faster in panama
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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