he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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