Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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