party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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