Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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