i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
be right there i have to get my cape
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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