So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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