What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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