"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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