You surviving the open bar?
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Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Let's paint friendship bongs
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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