Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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