Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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