i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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