If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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